A Kiss Is Not A Contract (Flight of the Concords)

Lyrics to A Kiss Is Not A Contract :

A kiss is not a contract
but it’s very nice
yes it’s very nice
Just because you’ve been exploring my mouth
Doesn’t mean you get to take an expedition to the south

A kiss is not a contract
but it’s very nice
yes it’s very very nice

Just because we’ve been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn’t mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys
Just because I’m in a two man novelty band
Doesn’t mean it’s all about poontang.

I can’t go around loving everyone
I just wouldn’t get anything done

You can take me out to dinner
that might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito
and some beans and rice
but that won’t get you into pants paradise

They call it a fly
because it takes you up to heaven oh oh

I’m only one man Baby
We’re only two men, Ladies
Baby, oh pretty babies

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